Saturday, March 7, 2015

Laugh Out Loud Classics: Restroom Talk


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type who start a conversation in the men's restroom, but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin just fine.'

And the other guy said, 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is so bizarre, so I said, 'Uhhhh, I'm like you, just traveling.'

At this point, I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I heard another question. 'Can I come over?'



Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. So I told him, No....I'm a little busy right now!!!!!'


Then I heard the guy said nervously.

'Listen, I have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!'

Author: Anonymous


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